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GOODR Envy My Octopus Muscles

GOODR Envy My Octopus Muscles
GOODR Envy My Octopus Muscles
GOODR Envy My Octopus Muscles
$35.00 Excl. tax
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***AVAILABLE IN-STORE ONLY***What’s an octopus muscle? It’s muscle that’s so strong it doesn’t need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and Read more..

***AVAILABLE IN-STORE ONLY***

NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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