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The Denver Donkeys are the best team in football. Period. In no small part due to everyone’s favorite chicken farmer and egregious triple pumpin’ pass rusher. These blue and orange shades were made for fast runners like him and slow runners, like you! Read more..
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.