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GOODR Bornite Birthday Suit

GOODR Bornite Birthday Suit
GOODR Bornite Birthday Suit
$35.00Excl. tax
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Introducing Bornite Birthday Suit. What are some similarities between these glasses and birthday suits? They both tease and look edible when seen. Read more..

(Don't eat the glasses, though. Even if they're on top of a delicious cake. Also don't bake cakes with bornite because people might lose teeth.)

NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.

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