GOODR Jaded Little Pill

And who gives a hoot if it rains on your wedding day? Just go inside where it's not raining, and most marriages end in divorce anyway, so what's the point? The only thing ironic about the song ironic is that nothing in that song is ironic. Stuff just happens. Deal with it. Namaste.

NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.