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GOODR Junie & Michelle's Obstacle Opticals

GOODR Junie & Michelle's Obstacle Opticals
GOODR Junie & Michelle's Obstacle Opticals
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FACT: Junie is the King Orangutan at the Denver Zoo. FACT: Michelle is his best friend and contracted goodr to make these black and orange opticals. Guaranteed to make all humans look like orangutans to other orangutans. Use at your own risk. Read more..

NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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